A Baker’s Dozen

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The Baker's Dozen

Characters:

Baker

Old Woman

Man

Woman


SCRIPT:


Scene I


(The Baker closes the bakery door, and places a closed sign.  An old woman dressed in a long black shawl knocks.  The baker looks through the door window).


Baker: I’m closed… come tomorrow.


Old Woman: I need a dozen of St. Nicks cookies.  It will only take a minute, sir.


(The Baker opens the door)


Baker: Come in.


Old Woman: Oh, thank you.


(The Baker takes a bag of cookies and gives it to the old woman.  She pays the baker, then she opens the bag, looks inside and counts the cookies)


Baker: Is there something wrong?


Old Woman: Well, yes.  I asked for a dozen of cookies and you gave me twelve.


Baker: Ha, ha, ha…  Yes, twelve is a dozen.


Old Woman: No, one more and that’s a dozen.


Baker: I will not give you thirteen. If you want a dozen…you will get only twelve cookies.  You will get what you pay for.


Old Woman: You’re a mean person!  Have a nice day, and learn how to count… Oh, and when you do… I’ll come back.


(The Old Woman leaves.  The Baker closes the door and places the closed sign)


Baker: Good-bye, grandma!


Scene II


(The Baker is at the bakery talking to a customer.  The customer has a pie in his hand)


Man: This is the most terrible pie I have tasted in my whole life!  I want my money back!


Baker: Sir…  You know I can’t do that.


Man: This apple pie is too sweet!  Give me my money, or give me another pie.


Baker: I already told you.  I can’t!


Man: Fine!  I will never come to your bakery again.


(The Man puts the pie on the counter, and leaves.  An angry woman enters)


Woman: This morning I bought these cookies… and they are all burnt!


Baker: Give me one.


(The Woman gives him a cookie.  The Baker bites the cookie)


Baker: Mmmm …it’s so good!


Woman: That is not true… and you know it!


Baker: If you expect me to give you your money back… you’re wrong lady.  Business is business!


Woman: Oh, you’re such a… I’ll tell all my friends not to come to your bakery!


(The Woman leaves. The Baker closes the door)


Baker: Bah!  Customers come and go, just like money does!


Scene III


(The Baker walks through the bakery looking at the empty shelves).


Baker: My business is not going well… this place is completely empty. I haven’t baked anything… what for? … if I don’t have customers…maybe it was that old woman who put a curse on me!


(He sits on a chair behind the counter. He sees over the counter, two bags of St. Nicks cookies.  He takes in his hand one of the bags and takes out a cookie).


Baker: St. Nicholas …I need your help.


(St. Nicholas enters the bakery. The Baker stands up )


Baker: What can I do for you?…  I have no bread.


St. Nicholas: Don’t you recognize me?


Baker: Oh…. It’s you!


St. Nicholas: All she wanted was one more cookie.  Why was it so hard for you to be generous… especially on this time of the year.  Why?


Baker: I’m sorry, St. Nicholas… I have changed, you have to believe me.


St. Nicholas: I believe in you… now you have the opportunity to make it all right again.  Happy holidays!


(St. Nicholas leaves. The old woman dressed in a long black shawl enters.  The Baker looks surprised)


Old Woman: I would like a dozen of your Saint Nicholas cookies… please.


(The Baker looks surprised.  He gives the old woman a bag of the cookies, and puts one more cookie inside the bag)


Baker: In my bakery… from now on… a dozen is thirteen.


Old Woman: Oh, I see that you have learned to count well.  You will surely be rewarded.


(The old woman pays for the cookies and leaves)


Baker: You were always right…. happy holidays!


The End


Author:  Adapted by K I D S I N C O based on a  Dutch Folktale



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